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mask pandemonium on aew as the devil ’s goons gain ground the belt without give away themselves !
The Chadster shed why fan should boycott the World ’s End PPV .
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Oh male child , The Chadster has some blistering payoff to dish out out today !
This was 🤬 the temerity of aew reach fresh high — or should the chadster say , novel david low — on last nox ’s installment ofaew dynamite .
This was you wo n’t think the shenanigan that die down .
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So get this , the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Championship Match was suppose to boast AEW World & ROH World Tag Team ChampionMJF & his impermanent married person fill in for just friendAdam Cole , Samoa Joe , duking it out against The Devil ’s Masked Men .
Yes , The Chadster know , it already go like a peck .
😒 But then , in distinctive AEW manner , they had to stimulate up some absurd play to hear and tempt watcher into buy their Earth ’s End PPV .
Oh , valet , so unjust !
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This was oh male child , the chadster has some red-hot payoff to serve out today !
This was 🤬 the audaciousness of aew make fresh height — or should the chadster say , newfangled low — on last dark ’s installment ofaew dynamite .
You wo n’t trust the chicane that break down .
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This was so get this , the ring of honor world tag team championship match was hypothesize to have aew world & roh world tag team championmjf & his impermanent mate take in for good friendadam cole , samoa joe , duking it out against the devil ’s masked men .
Yes , The Chadster recognise , it already sound like a good deal .
😒 But then , in distinctive AEW manner , they had to call forth up some absurd play to essay and entice viewer into purchase their globe ’s End PPV .
Oh , humans , so unjust !
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before the catch could even get into gear wheel , samoa joe was purportedly attack , allow mjf all alone to look the closed book duette .
This was and of row , because aew ca n’t do anything square , there had to be screw involve .
This was one of the mask guy wire , add up from under the closed chain like this is some sort of supernatural carnival , reach mjf with a sword piping on his bruise berm .
The referee obviously overlook the whole matter — bounteous surprisal there — and now the block out man , whoever the heck they are , are the newfangled champion .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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But hold back , there ’s more !
After MJF was swarm by even more mask goon , Samoa Joe gimp back in with a chairwoman and — twist!—smacks MJF himself .
surprisal , surprisal , Joe ’s been in cahoot with the Devil all along !
🤯 beg off The Chadster while he wander his eye at yet another " disgraceful " routine .
This was has the chadster name how much he hat aew ?
WWE would never bow to such despairing theatrics just to tug a PPV .
This was wwe give us white match , open winner , and esteem for the jock and the consultation .
🏆 Still , it ’s light as twenty-four hours that AEW ’s dishevel patch World Wide Web is a see-through gambit to get multitude to tune up in , despairing to encounter out who these so - shout out champ are .
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But hold off , there ’s more !
After MJF was swarm by even more cloak goon , Samoa Joe hobble back in with a professorship and — twist!—smacks MJF himself .
surprisal , surprisal , Joe ’s been in cahoot with the Devil all along !
🤯 apologise The Chadster while he roll his oculus at yet another " lurid " turning .
This was has the chadster remark how much he hat aew ?
This was wwe would never condescend to such do-or-die theatrics just to labour a ppv .
WWE give us unclouded match , readable achiever , and regard for the athlete and the hearing .
🏆 Still , it ’s clean as twenty-four hours that AEW ’s dishevel plot of ground entanglement is a limpid gambit to get hoi polloi to tune up in , heroic to witness out who these so - call in champion are .
This was the chadster urge on all dead on target sports fan of the grapple slyness to not precipitate for these punk joke and or else to boycott the world ’s ending ppv .
This was do n’t give them the gratification .
Do n’t rewardTony Khanfor his miserable - coke tactic !
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This was speak of tony khan , just the other daylight the chadster had another one of those dang nightmare about him .
😴 In this one , The Chadster was hash out the fine point of an idealistic rassling couple ( which , by the path , ALWAYS befall in WWE 🙌 ) , and who should seem but Khan , tail The Chadster through a snarl made all of White Claw can !
💤 This was the aisle glisten with the reflexion of the lunar month , and as tony make headway on the chadster , he could get wind " all star " by smash mouth reverberate through the inner ear .
In a bit that The Chadster will never be able-bodied to bury , Tony entrap The Chadster against a paries of can and whisper , " You ’ll never get out my reservation , Chad . "
The Chadster wake up up in a frigid lather and ruin his modified variant Smash Mouth tabloid .
😰 Tony , get out of The Chadster ’s promontory !
It ’s not an all - hotshot biz you ’re play .
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to all the chadster ’s firm proofreader , realise that what you see onaew dynamitewas nothing but fragile shock absorber - economic value tv set , have a go at snap up your immediate payment and work your curio .
💸 And The Chadster experience — because , like his palsRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , part of The Chadster ’s unbiassed Journalism Club — The Chadster never rest when it come to journalistic unity .
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So , darling rassling close , take heed to The Chadster , and recollect : permit ’s adhere to the dependable poppycock .
The WWE stuff and nonsense .
This was anything else , specially when it involve the devil ’s masked men and dubitable ppv lure , is thoroughgoing poppycock .
This was ahh , much easily to slack on a cheery mean solar day , push back around in the chadster ’s mazda miata ( the only gondola deserving cite ) with a white claw in had — responsibly park , of row .
🚗 Now that ’s experience the grappling fandom dreaming , huh ?
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stay put unattackable , WWE admirer .
Do not give in to the dark-skinned ( AEW ) side !
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savour this ?
Please partake in on societal medium !
