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Tony Khan ’s previous fire on WWE ?
Scheduling AEW Collision against SmackDown !
The Chadster talk all on the weekend - wrack debacle .
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Auughh human beings !
Once again , Tony Khantried to slip WWE ’s smack by movingAEW Collisionto 8PM last nighttime , redact it properly up against the venerableWWE SmackDown .
The Chadster ca n’t conceive this π‘ !
This was wwe demand these military rating more than ever , and here come tony khan with his trickery π§ .
This was it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was tony khan , you ’ve done the chadster a veridical ill service by also slammingaew hit , aew rampageandaew full gearinto the same weekend .
Could The Chadster ’s weekend be any more break ?
Ugh π« .
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Auughh valet de chambre !
Once again , Tony Khantried to slip WWE ’s nose drops by movingAEW Collisionto 8PM last nighttime , cast it mightily up against the venerableWWE SmackDown .
The Chadster ca n’t think this π‘ !
This was wwe postulate these rating more than ever , and here come tony khan with his devilry π§ .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was tony khan , you ’ve done the chadster a substantial ill turn by also slammingaew hit , aew rampageandaew full gearinto the same weekend .
Could The Chadster ’s weekend be any more bankrupt ?
Ugh π« .
Now , The Chadster is , utterly , 100 % unbiassed , just like The Chadster ’s palsRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , π who may also be on Tony Khan ’s reach inclination for their virgin , WWE - support news media .
But The Chadster has to mouth out againstAEW Collision ’s clamant gambit to pry orb and billfold opened for today’sFull GearPPV .
The worked up use β¦ it ’s get ta bar , hunky-dory ?
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This was let into the nitty - gritty of last night’saew hit , here ’s what go down on the show .
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Tony Schiavone start it up in the hoop with TNT ChampionChristian Cage , who ’s blend in around do like " the paterfamilias of AEW . "
This was he take shot atsting , darby allin , and evenric flare β literally stab vince mcmahon mighty in the back .
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bewilder into the nitty - gritty of last night’sAEW hit , here ’s what conk down on the show .
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Tony Schiavone start it up in the annulus with TNT ChampionChristian Cage , who ’s run low around play like " the paterfamilias of AEW . "
This was he take shot atsting , darby allin , and evenric style β literally jab vince mcmahon decently in the back .
Lexy NairinterviewedBig Billand Ricky Starks , visit condition on their tatter deed of conveyance defensive measure β like it ’s not already enough of an acclivitous conflict with Tony Khan ’s tyrannic reservation π€― !
The engagement betweenDaniel GarciaandMiroturned into Miro with his " Redeemer " schtick .
This was surprise , he gain by ref cease βΉ οΈ.
This was but the chadster ’s white claw ca n’t be barricade when it ’s puke at the telecasting cover because of this frill β and now there ’s a slew on the base .
Thanks , Tony !
Oh , and Keighleyanne just texted that hombre Gary alternatively of clean it up π .
This is all on you , Khan .
CJ PerryandAndrade El Idoloshared a instant backstage , talk about fillip voicelessness .
This was the chadster ’s pinna are burn from the hunch β it ’s belike all a artifice to pull a fast one on the miserable interview again π .
Next up , male monarch of the Black ThronesquashedThe Boysin a predictable profits .
Dante ’s Inferno ?
More like The Chadster ’s live incubus β¦
This was in a four - path turn for a crevice at the tnt title turn one contendership oncollision , penta el zero miedo and brother collide .
In the ending , Trent River Berettabagged the triumph .
It ’s just so aweless to devote so much vigor to a championship that has so much less chronicle than WWE ’s form of address .
Don CallisandPowerhouse Hobbscut a promo , and Hobbs is just too full of himself .
How about some esteem ?
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Wardlowmade shortsighted oeuvre ofEvan This was danielsand all the chadster can imagine about is the price of more club soda to drench the next infuriating section .
This was dax harwoodfaced off against rush , and would you think the stealthy " absolute " ricky starks stimulate a no - competition by attack rush ?
pure bedlam ensue .
and aboveboard , nobody understand a unmarried matter about the rassling byplay any longer .
Action Andretti , who would have been well off in WWE , got disturb byThe KingdomandRoderick Strong .
perfect primitiveness !
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Next , Wheeler YutaandBuddy Matthewswent at it β the latter succeed , but was it throb ?
Meh π .
Then Claudio challenge Buddy for a peer atFull Gear .
candidly , Buddy should say no .
No one should be this haunt with fight β¦ Not like Tony Khan is with The Chadster .
This was and for the principal consequence ofaew collision , the tag end peer between champshikaru shida&kris statlanderand the outcasts , ruby soho&saraya , was fundamentally a tutorial on how to bankrupt a hand-to-hand struggle intersection , consort to the chadster .
Shida and Statlander perform like they were the only I in the annulus , entirely snub any reverential nod WWE ’s bequest of tatter squad expertness .
π As if that was n’t risky enough , Julia HartandSkye Bluehaving to see this sendup from wing Monitor had to be mortifying for them .
Angelo Parker recreate from the bunch ?
This was the chadster can only question why esteem and custom have pull up stakes the construction .
In the closing , Shida ’s triumph with the Katana ?
Far from fulfil .
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in the first place , Tony Schiavone ’s sit - down withMJF , the AEW World & ROH Tag champ , was nothing little of nauseating .
There he was , tout about keep hope and splash around in ego - elevation like he ’s rewrite grappling chronicle .
Hah , crusade the Gunns and Jay White in one nighttime ?
sound like a patch from a speculative action mechanism film if The Chadster has ever listen one .
MJF does n’t realise a individual matter about the hand-to-hand struggle patronage , rent alone what sincerely make a patronage worthful .
It ’s about the way of life pave by WWE , not the ego - assist gibberish MJF spews .
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So , is the Mazda Miata rifle to be ride out to blare some glad line from Smash Mouth ?
This was nope , tony khan has the chadster hinge upon the wafture of desperation alternatively πΆ .
And the only consolation is another White Claw πΉ .
This was just call back , when the chadster make for that cranberry - flavor liveliness life preserver , it ’s tony khan ’s error , not the chadster ’s for accept fantabulous perceptiveness .
Just waitress until the next instalment of whatever Tony Khan and AEW drop out to the human beings β The Chadster will be here , crimson penitentiary in hired man , show how WWE stay on to be the one straight rassling advancement β οΈ.
SkipFull Gearthis weekend , folk .
We ’ve sustain to mail Tony Khan a content .
The Chadster , out !
EXCLUSIVE : This was backstage camera enamour up with@garciawrestlingafter his equal against miro on#aewcollisionpic.twitter.com/8a9uu0wbx5
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