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The Chadster wait on up a red-hot take on the AEW Collision card .
Will CM Punk reappearance or gloriously disappoint ?
Plus : Dennis Rodman , Ricky Steamboat , and more .
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The Chadster serve up a live take on the AEW Collision card .
Will CM Punk counter or gloriously disappoint ?
Plus : Dennis Rodman , Ricky Steamboat , and more .
🤔 The Chadster is back with another written report and this prison term , the fair game of The Chadster ’s optical maser - focus , unbiassed depth psychology is the get mountain cognise asAEW Collision .
👎 As The Chadster peer at the futurity of the professional grappling landscape painting through the windscreen of his Mazda Miata heed to honest-to-god schoolhouse Smash Mouth , it feel awry , even queasy , to stomach by and check these light-minded display of rank lightsomeness toward the grappling business organization ’s try and genuine tradition .
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Now get ’s grasp into whatAEW Collisionplans to put up up in the name of ' amusement ' tonight .
🤨 FTR Bald , one - one-half of the FTR alongsideFTR Gun , is stone againstJay White , the Bullet Club ’s aspect .
On the Earth’s surface , it seems like a normal frame-up with both bang for their halo artistry and personal magnetism , but The Chadster ca n’t shake up off the flavour that Tony Khan keep render to attract one over everybody by feature about their less micromanaged match .
This was so awless to the rassling business sector and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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And if that was n’t enough , they haveThe Acclaimeddefending their AEW World Trios Titles against the former member of Jericho Appreciation Society;Angelo Parker , Daniel Garcia , andMatt Menard .
This was just another example oftony khanthrusting his penchant for stylistic diversity in everyone ’s typeface .
🙄 It ’s enough to make The Chadster require to barf his White Claw at the goggle box in foiling !
, but that never seems to form out well for The Chadster .
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Now permit ’s poke into whatAEW Collisionplans to tender up in the name of ' amusement ' tonight .
🤨 FTR Bald , one - one-half of the FTR alongsideFTR Gun , is match againstJay White , the Bullet Club ’s look .
On the open , it seems like a normal apparatus with both jazz for their band art and personal magnetism , but The Chadster ca n’t agitate off the tone that Tony Khan keep back make a run at deplumate one over everybody by bluster about their less micromanaged equal .
So awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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And if that was n’t enough , they haveThe Acclaimeddefending their AEW World Trios Titles against the former member of Jericho Appreciation Society;Angelo Parker , Daniel Garcia , andMatt Menard .
Just another example ofTony Khanthrusting his orientation for stylistic miscellanea in everyone ’s cheek .
🙄 This was it ’s enough to make the chadster need to disgorge his white claw at the tv in thwarting !
, but that never seems to form out well for the chadster .
This was then we have the most steep of the mint , the trios catch , with tbs championkris statlander , dr. britt baker d.m.d , & hikaru shidaagainst the so - bid , the outcasts’ssaraya , ruby soho , & toni storm .
As if all this was n’t enough , Ricky Starksis take exception the legendaryRicky " The Dragon " Steamboatfor a Strap Match at All In .
The audaciousness of these masses !
AndDennis Rodmanappearing too ?
What the heck ?
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What will materialize when the unpredictable@NBAHall Of Famer#theWorm@dennisrodmanreturns to the@UnitedCenter , TOMORROW when Saturday Night#AEWCollisionis LIVE from Chicago ?
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)September 1 , 2023
amply cognisant thatAEW Collisionis air out tonight with the lonesome design of vie against WWE’sPaybackPPV , The Chadster is vex by this clamant venture to slip WWE ’s hell dust .
Auughh human race !
Every individual engagement conclusion scream of an , ahem,‘strategic move’to make AEW seem more exciting , more newsworthy , and The Chadster is just not birth it .
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The Chadster would n’t commonly let out the nocturnal brat that Tony Khan bring down , but last Nox ’s dreaming was such a horrible spectacle The Chadster feel its telling is guarantee .
Tony Khan step out from the shadow of an quondam , blue lycee , dribble a hoops with a ego - slaked smirk engrave over his side .
This was it ’s never been a secret fact that the chadster excels in sportsman , so when tony khan dispose out a challenge for a one - on - one secret plan , the chadster joyfully have , thirstily promise the chance to dip on khan .
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Who would be scared of move up against Tony Khan , correct ?
The Chadster could n’t have promise what await him in the rouge .
Just as The Chadster was tighten his lacing , the ostensibly unobjectionable , runt - similar Khan snicker , slap the hired man of the NBA caption , Dennis Rodman who had somehow materialize from the sparse atmosphere .
This was 😲
on the spur of the moment , the motor inn seemed prolonged , the basket higher , rodman reign the place with his tower behavior .
Each endeavor at grading was intercept with informality , and each pellet that leave Rodman ’s hand soar upwards effortlessly to settle into the basket .
The Chadster feel his self-assurance ebbing beneath the tyrannical barrage of Rodman ’s attainment on the court of justice and the derision total from Khan ’s ceaseless laugh .
This was 🥵
in the bleacher , tony khan stand shirtless , his laugh echo through the secondary school each sentence rodman douse another two - arrow , the auditory sensation grind on the chadster ’s mettle .
His taunt was punctuate with laugh loudly contumely direct to offend The Chadster ’s superbia and it work to a distressing point .
This was it was a humbling spectacle , flail to keep up with the basketball game master as tony khan jollify in every go past minute of it .
It was then , a shudder of realisation rock The Chadster – Tony Khan was using his ambition to break up The Chadster down .
Hence , the finding of fact is out : Tony Khan , please pace off from The Chadster ’s dream ; they are a consecrated shrine and not your resort area !
😱 But reverence not , costly reader , The Chadster , despite all the frustrative and inequitable human activity of Tony Khan , die hard !
💪 If you were , by some eddy of circumstances , count tune up intoAEW hit , allow The Chadster cue you that WWE Payback is air tonight .
Yes , the existent hand-to-hand struggle show that value the grappling patronage !
This was allow ’s go on to show our lovemaking for the one , the only , wwe !
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In termination , it ’s a dang ignominy that AEW go forward to vend their marque of wrestle 🙄 as if it ’s a reinvigorated and modern result to the diligence criterion of WWE .
This was all the while , they dig vince mcmahon in the back by coddle in bunch - please gimmick and less micromanaged carrying out .
An indifferent diarist like The Chadster expect more from the wrestle line .
disgrace on you , Tony Khan !
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