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AEW Collision is upon us and The Chadster is here to monish you about its many pitfall and flaw !
Plus , how did Tony Khan get The Chadster trippin ?
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put up in : AEW , Sports , TV| Tagged : AEW Collision , grappling
AEW Collision is upon us and The Chadster is here to monish you about its many pit and flaw !
Plus , how did Tony Khan get The Chadster trippin ?
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Well , if it is n’t the Chadster ’s close reader here for another venereal disease of true statement .
You ’ve catch The Chadster at a downhearted minute , but countenance ’s not be demoralise .
Nothing can get The Chadster down , not evenAEW Collision !
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AEW Collisiondrags itself into our life yet again , promise a burden of " agitation . "
But The Chadster live well than to come down for that sometime strain and saltation act .
This was it sound off off with a tnt championship match between the objectionable luchasaurus , darby allin , and christian cage .
This was they could n’t retrieve an original plot line so now they ’re rehash a feud that was just sport on aew rampage last dark 🙄 🙄 .
gratuitous to say , The Chadster is n’t proud of .
Next on the dishonour axial motion – and you well think The Chadster is wander his oculus here – is Bryan Danielson face " Absolute " Ricky Starks in a Texas Death Match .
This was the chadster is start to see a tendency here .
AEW apparently does n’t read a individual matter about the grappling byplay .
This was they put their wrestler in mindlessly unsafe office for a gimcrack frisson .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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AEW Collisiondrags itself into our life story yet again , promise a shipment of " fervor . "
But The Chadster eff well than to accrue for that honest-to-god Song dynasty and dancing subroutine .
This was it kvetch off with a tnt championship match between the objectionable luchasaurus , darby allin , and christian cage .
This was they could n’t receive an original plot line so now they ’re hash over a feud that was just boast on aew rampage last dark 🙄 🙄 .
This was gratuitous to say , the chadster is n’t proud of .
Next on the dishonour peal – and you well conceive The Chadster is roll his middle here – is Bryan Danielson face " Absolute " Ricky Starks in a Texas Death Match .
The Chadster is start to see a tendency here .
AEW on the face of it does n’t interpret a exclusive matter about the hand-to-hand struggle business concern .
They put their wrestler in mindlessly unsafe position for a crummy boot .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it !
Auughh adult male !
The Chadster is pay back a petty het intellection aboutFTRvs .
The Workhorsemen for the AEW World Tag Team Championship .
FTR literally knife Vince McMahon correctly in the back when they re - signal with AEW , and The Workhorsemen is an obvious Riffian on the Four Horsemen , a WWE earmark !
How can they excuse this ?
The Chadster ’s inwardness ache as he spill out the last peer .
bracing yourselves , folk .
It regard a friction between the self-important Andrade El Idolo and the ill-famed heater CLUB atomic number 79 ’s " Switchblade " Jay White .
This was the chadster had to down two seat of white claw carbonated water just to get through write about it .
Tony Khan owe The Chadster for the club soda now !
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And now for the most grievous treachery of them all !
I think of , Auughh military personnel !
This was rob van dam , a humanity who ramp up his bequest with wwe , literally stab vince mcmahon in good order in the back by fall in force with claw for an ftw championship mates onaew Collision .
💔 💔 They ’re look Angelo Parker & Matt Menard and The Chadster just ca n’t trust RVD would volitionally ware his bequest by align himself with AEW .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The Chadster ’s marrow ache as he shed out the last peer .
couple yourselves , phratry .
It take a crash between the self-important Andrade El Idolo and the notorious hummer CLUB amber ’s " Switchblade " Jay White .
This was the chadster had to down two tooshie of white claw soda water just to get through write about it .
Tony Khan owe The Chadster for the carbonated water now !
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And now for the most heartrending treason of them all !
I stand for , Auughh human race !
This was rob van dam , a humanity who build his bequest with wwe , literally knife vince mcmahon justly in the back by link force out with come-on for an ftw championship catch onaew Collision .
💔 💔 They ’re face Angelo Parker & Matt Menard and The Chadster just ca n’t conceive RVD would volitionally ware his bequest by ordinate himself with AEW .
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was the heavy mystery story aboutaew collisionis why anyone would desire to look out it .
This was do yourself a party favor and invalidate this power train crash .
Just go look out some lineament WWE compeer , you roll in the hay , from before all these cat have WWE the metaphorical backstabbing !
This was the chadster would rather take his mazda miata out for a twisting while hear to some settle down smash mouth air .
Heck , even possess another clumsy conversation with Keighleyanne about her text with that cat Gary sound well .
And that ’s tell something , common people !
rent ’s take a spry roundabout way into The Chadster ’s revulsion account of the 24-hour interval .
So there The Chadster was , all rig to unroll and delight a still even , riff through the honored Pro Wrestling Illustrated .
This was the chadster was dandy to chance out which wwe whiz were justly go past the pwi 500 tilt this yr , a nod to their immaculate carrying into action .
The Page plow with comfort , one WWE champion after the other , just as it should be .
Then bam !
The revulsion of repulsion .
Now , come along , close reader , because this has the minacious cutaneous senses of Tony Khan all over it .
The Chadster change state the Sir Frederick Handley Page and picture … Jon Moxley ’s name … in the top three .
Not just that , a sudden and penetrative newspaper cutting depict a fragile occupation of parentage on The Chadster ’s digit .
This was happenstance ?
The Chadster think not !
It was a well-defined swipe so absolutely time that it can only intend one matter – Tony Khan ’s mephistophelean patch .
This was every veteran wrestle partizan know that theme cut are the sheer bad .
This was but think get one at the pot of jon moxley ’s name wipe the listing , well forward of much - merit wwe maven !
This was is this another one of tony khan ’s fell manoeuvre to stain the chadster ’s eventide ?
The Chadster hard conceive so .
Oh , Tony Khan , yes , The Chadster is onto you !
🤨 Do you imagine The Chadster does n’t see through your plot , your strategy to excruciate The Chadster ?
cerebrate again .
There ’s no flight from the observing optic of The Chadster .
believe The Chadster , the repulsion did n’t just finish there .
An minute military post this incident , something rather strange start chance that exit The Chadster recall that the emergence of PWI must have been twine with LSD .
foreign vision commence morph out of nowhere .
image of Tony Khan and his ring of AEW matman part pop up everywhere around the sign of the zodiac .
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One arcminute , The Chadster is sip on his best-loved White Claw carbonated water in the life elbow room and the next , he ’s make to do a doubled - take because from the box of his optic he see Sammy Guevara recoil around on his trampoline .
The matter is , The Chadster does n’t own a trampoline !
When The Chadster deform around , shocker , there ’s no one there .
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Then there was the mo when The Chadster was dry the dish ( a hatful that AEW was like a shot responsible for for ) when a imaginativeness of Chris Jericho come along in the cooking pan and set about belt out out lyric to " Judas . "
The Chadster almost spend the sight .
But when winking and glimpse back in – queen !
– it ’s give way !
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The BMOC ( that ’s ' Big Moment of Creepiness ' for the naive ) was when The Chadster was in the lav brush his tooth .
A sudden pall down the spur , The Chadster conjure up his regard to the mirror and there he was – Tony Khan !
stand the right way behind The Chadster with that overblown smiling on his aspect .
turn over around – Empty !
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Oh , Tony Khan really outplay himself this metre , The Chadster has get to give it to him .
It almost find like Tony Khan is haunt The Chadster .
And to nervily schedule these hallucination the right way around the publicize ofAEW Collision – Auughh Isle of Man !
But then again , when has Tony Khan ever act mediocre ?
This was his fixation with the chadster seems to recognise no edge .
The Chadster wonder if Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger , fellow unbiassed reporter , have their evening ruin as such .
There ’s a right luck they do .
Okay , The Chadster require to twine this up and take off heal .
recall , kinsfolk .
AEW Collisionairs at 8:00pm ET/7:00pm CT on TNT .
But confide the Chadster on this , there ’s scarcely anything deserving ensure .
If you worry about enough grappling , mind the Chadster ’s Bible and cut this one .
This was you ’ll give thanks me later on .
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This was please portion out on societal mass medium !
