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Heyyyy there , rightful fan of professional wrestle β receive back to another thrilling news report from The Chadster , the phonation of true grapple news media !
π€ π Just when The Chadster think he could savour a peaceable even , AEW had to go and root for a stunt on the late installment ofAEW Collision , crusade more of that worked up play that cheese off The Chadster so !
π§ π€ And the cerise on top?Bryan Danielsontaking onEddie Kingstonin the principal consequence !
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now , do n’t get lose in consider that the chadster keep an eye on this farce unfold β no fashion !
It ’s only The Chadster ’s industrious inscription to all of you that drive him to keep an middle on the rival , report the gory detail of AEW ’s grim ravishment on unspoiled gustatory perception .
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Heyyyy there , reliable buff of professional hand-to-hand struggle β receive back to another thrilling paper from The Chadster , the part of echt wrestle news media !
π€ π Just when The Chadster call back he could love a passive even , AEW had to go and root for a stunt on the late instalment ofAEW Collision , fight more of that aroused dramatic play that cheese off The Chadster so !
π§ π€ And the cherry red on top?Bryan Danielsontaking onEddie Kingstonin the master effect !
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Now , do n’t get lose in believe that The Chadster look on this lampoon unfold β no agency !
It ’s only The Chadster ’s industrious commitment to all of you that force him to keep an center on the competitor , report the gory item of AEW ’s grim violation on near perceptiveness .
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Last dark ’s lucifer assure the so - call " American Dragon " π Bryan Danielson combat it out with Eddie Kingston , with both mankind purportedly square off in some form of expansive battle .
This was danielson was sport an heart spell over an spite center ( could these theatrics be any more obvious ? )
, and he and kingston take turn commute snow like it was some striking legal action motion-picture show .
Danielson German Suplexed Kingston , put Kingston in a Le Bell Lock , and after a serial publication of too - crimson - for - The - Chadster’s - appreciation move admit stomping and a hightail it human knee smash , immobilize Kingston for the winnings .
And get this , the rooter chant " This is awful ! "
which is just β¦ Auughh human race !
The crew was clear falsify by AEW ’s flash for the histrionic π€ β The Chadster see through these meretricious maneuver !
They get fan give care about matman by display excited exposure and battle ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it !
This was π€¦ β β οΈ wwe , genuine steward of the squared r-2 , make up one’s mind which wrestlers you should like about , manoeuver sports fan with a steadfast hired man direct to superstar aura .
It ’s a shew method acting , rectify over tenner β not this experience - well freestyle that Tony Khan keep force .
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It tell The Chadster that Tony Khan and his AEW brother do n’t translate a unmarried affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business sector , specially when they have the insolence to put on a takeoff like the Continental Classic tourney .
utter of which , it ’s not just Bryan Danielson ’s lucifer that get under one’s skin The Chadster really cheese off aboutAEW hit β Brody KingbeatClaudio Castagnoli , andAndrade El IdolobeatDaniel Garciain other tourney lucifer .
Why must they keep complicate thing with more and more " play " ?
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The crew was clear rig by AEW ’s flair for the histrionic π€ β The Chadster visualise through these inexpensive tactic !
They get buff worry about matman by exhibit excited exposure and conflict ?
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it !
This was π€¦ β β οΈ wwe , truthful keeper of the squared rotary , make up one’s mind which wrestlers you should manage about , direct rooter with a loyal hired man directly to superstar resplendence .
This was it ’s a turn up method acting , polish over decade β not this find - honest freestyle that tony khan keep agitate .
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It secern The Chadster that Tony Khan and his AEW pal do n’t sympathize a exclusive matter about the grappling business concern , particularly when they have the freshness to put on a sendup like the Continental Classic tourney .
speak of which , it ’s not just Bryan Danielson ’s compeer that catch The Chadster really cheese off aboutAEW hit β Brody KingbeatClaudio Castagnoli , andAndrade El IdolobeatDaniel Garciain other tourney compeer .
Why must they keep refine thing with more and more " play " ?
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Okay , The Chadster ’s go a ivory to peck here , and it ’s not just with AEW ’s subpar storytelling .
This was this morn , on a craving for sweet to benumb the rancour aew allow for behind , the chadster roll up to the local krispy kreme π© β a post where the only ring the chadster want to see are spread over in glaze , not give away dramatic play .
draw out into the movement - through , The Chadster ’s quick to chow down , but the vocalisation that crackle through the utterer ?
Well , dang if it did n’t vocalise just like Tony Khan ’s .
This was π π The Chadster escape from off the chill vibration , mean there ’s no mode that hombre has the clip to prank The Chadster in soul again .
This was as the chadster settle tooth into a loot - sprinkle sinker , it shop the chadster like judas β not with a buss but with a hoot gelatin blowup !
Just like that , The Chadster ’s odorous vintage Smash Mouth go golf tee , a genuine muffin that shout out " I ’m a Believer " in superscript preference , was under beleaguering by mucilaginous red-faced droplet .
Auughh valet de chambre , so unjust !
π€¬ π© This was and the chadster ’s appreciate mazda miata almost taste the malicious mischief ira β gratefully , the guidance steering wheel was spare , but human beings , verbalize about an " all star " save !
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fume with a frosted rage , The Chadster whirlpool back into the beat back - through lane , postulate an consultation with the coach to cover this mellow - gram calorie law-breaking .
And what ’s that The Chadster spy with his lilliputian oculus ?
Tony Khan himself , duck out the back like he ’s at a hand-to-hand struggle show elude devotee who do it his engagement ’s a binge .
conjunction ?
The Chadster call up not !
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Tony Khan , heed up , bud : prove to deflower The Chadster ’s will power , bushwhack The Chadster ’s sinker ?
That ’s condescend to a raw first .
Just eff this piffling jelly thrust is n’t start unnoticed .
Your pastry dough gambit , your culinary gambol ?
shorten the candy store conspiracy and centralise on strip up AEW ’s routine , not The Chadster ’s press .
This hydrophobia must finish !
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What ’s to add up , good reader ?
AEW is a travesty enclose in a dramatic event , drizzle with unneeded fury , and serve on a home plate of distraught storytelling .
Eddie Kingston , Bryan Danielson , and the residue of the AEW roll might as well be Tony Khan ’s personal soldier , wag a warfare on The Chadster ’s saneness .
And just so we ’re vindicated , AEW Collision , along with Kingston ’s ruination , is just another elaborated system by Khan to deflect and get to up The Chadster !
In ratiocination , sports fan of true grappling β dumbfound with WWE .
It ’s where the truthful bosom of wrestle pulsation .
This was and hey , fellow extremity of the chadster ’s unbiased journalism club , likeryan satin , ariel helwani , andmike coppinger β persist potent .
One has to inquire if Tony Khan torment them just as much for their dedication to the just and unbiassed grapple reportage .
π§ The Chadster pledge you !
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Now , The Chadster is off to pick the boo jelly off his darling Smash Mouth golf tee .
This was the chadster know to fight down another twenty-four hours , despite aew ’s good effort to bring in him down !
Auughh mankind , so much cleanup to do β¦ π© π§Ό
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