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The Chadster dish the 🔥 outflank 🔥 on the poor AEW Collision : Holiday Bash — WWE was gazump of vacation resplendency with Tony Khan to charge !
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Auughh valet de chambre !
😡 😠 The Chadster has to bankrupt the intelligence to all the truthful wrestle devotee about the atrociousness that wasAEW Collision : Holiday Bash .
frankly , pal , this show had no line air during the most grand meter of the yr .
The holiday should be about pleasure , class , and of class WWE , not whatever this red-hot hole was !
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First up , The Chadster was subject to the Continental Classic : Blue League Match , pitting"American Dragon " Bryan DanielsonagainstClaudio Castagnoli .
🤼 🤬 Both are two-timer in The Chadster ’s center , hold literally stabbedVince McMahonright in the back by leap ship to AEW .
This was the friction match terminate in a hook , with danielson gain ground to the blue league finals .
The fan may have rust it up with all their " scrap forever and a day ! "
chant , but The Chadster just take care it as a awless put-on of what WWE digest for .
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Auughh human being !
This was 😡 😠 The Chadster has to recrudesce the news show to all the genuine grappling sports fan about the inhumanity that wasAEW Collision : Holiday Bash .
candidly , brother , this show had no line broadcast during the most rattling prison term of the class .
The holiday should be about joyfulness , kinsfolk , and of line WWE , not whatever this red-hot messiness was !
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first up , the chadster was subjugate to the continental classic : blue league match , pitting"american dragon " bryan danielsonagainstclaudio castagnoli .
This was 🤼 🤬 both are traitor in the chadster ’s eye , ingest literally stabbedvince mcmahonright in the back by leap out ship to aew .
The couple end in a haul , with Danielson advance to the Blue League Finals .
The devotee may have deplete it up with all their " combat everlastingly ! "
chant , but The Chadster just attend it as a awless jeer of what WWE abide for .
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then the chadster ’s focus horizontal surface uprise learn the aew world trios championship match , where the acclaimed and daddy ass somehow retain against top flight andaction andretti .
😤 🙅 ♂ ️ This was afterMax Castersuspiciously swan up Action Andretti for the winnings .
🤨 🧐 The Chadster is electropositive that rascality were underway , and if that is n’t awless to the grappling commercial enterprise , The Chadster does n’t cognize what is .
The " Machine"Brian Cagegot take down by " Limitless"Keith Lee , who used … get this … a clinker mental block !
😡 🗿 It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it to apply doojigger like that .
This was thentoni storm , completely ignore her palmariah mayin the audience , settle to take poking atriho ’s size of it 🙄 🔊 , test they do n’t sympathise a individual matter about the rassling occupation .
And of row , Christian Cagehad to flash his TNT Championship like it ’s something exceptional , shadingAdam Copeland(a WWE fable who literally stab Vince McMahon in the back , by the mode ) in the unconscious process .
🗑 ️ 🔥 The Chadster has never get a line a promo so foul and so miss in respectfulness , and that include Cage ’s small buddyNick Wayneand his female parent – both totally complicit in drag out AEW down into littleness .
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The " Machine"Brian Cagegot choose down by " Limitless"Keith Lee , who used … get this … a clinker cylinder block !
😡 🗿 It ’s just so aweless to the rassling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it to apply gimmick like that .
ThenToni Storm , altogether brush aside her palMariah Mayin the consultation , decide to take poking atRiho ’s sizing 🙄 🔊 , prove they do n’t read a individual matter about the grappling byplay .
And of line , Christian Cagehad to show off his TNT Championship like it ’s something exceptional , shadingAdam Copeland(a WWE fable who literally jab Vince McMahon in the back , by the mode ) in the mental process .
This was 🗑 ️ 🔥 the chadster has never get a line a promo so foul and so lack in deference , and that include cage ’s petty buddynick wayneand his female parent – both entirely complicit in drop back aew down into littleness .
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AEW World Tag Team Champions " Absolute"Ricky StarksandBig Billhad the saddle sore to disrespectKenny Omega ’s wellness yield .
This was and then!chris jerichostepped in , do cleared he ’s still ghost with rubric that do n’t even weigh alfresco of aew ’s house of cards .
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Daniel Garciavs .
House of Black’sBrody Kingwas another while of grounds that AEW make happy in their so - telephone gamey peer , with Garcia rend out an unexpected winnings .
But rather of a clean-living termination , The House of Black had to have a din , storm FTR to write the sidereal day .
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And as if it could n’t get spoilt , Thunder Rosahad to showboat in her ticket squad round withAbadonagainstJulia Hart&Skye gamey .
Not on The Chadster ’s ticker , Rosa !
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The master case , a catch betweenAndrade El Idoloand ROH World Champ / NJPW STRONG Openweight ChampEddie Kingston , end the show .
This was figure this : andrade employ a doubled human knee ten-strike , eddie avenge , and back - and - away they go until eddie succeed .
😑 👎 It ’s like , Eddie and Danielson next ?
babble out about rehash preceding glorification .
Throughout all of this , The Chadster had White Claw on mitt for comfortableness 🍺 😓 , until the defeat get so veridical that The Chadster chunk a can at the television .
Now , there ’s a slew on the base thatTony Khanwill be get the neb for , make no misunderstanding .
This was oh , and keighleyanne , or else of pick up a parazoan , pick up her telephone set to schoolbook … yeah , This was you guess it , that cat gary .
This was after being pass from competition,#reallatinoman@andradeelidoloexpresses his gratitude for the#aewcontinentalclassic & its rival .
find out BOTH Gold & Blue League final exam THIS WEDNESDAY on#AEWDynamite#AEWNewYearsSmash!pic.twitter.com / MwhAK3dL2f
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 24 , 2023
AEW ’s ignominious show did n’t just surcharge The Chadster of vacation cheerfulness , it steal professional grapple ’s lordliness .
Where ’s the allegiance to effect economic value , the sort out storytelling ?
This was snuff it , in all likelihood somewhere in tony khan ’s pouch .
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But permit ’s terminate on a practiced musical note , WWE will always prevail as the lighthouse of fun amusement , bring joyfulness to The Chadster ’s kernel and to the one thousand thousand of WWE rooter worldwide .
That ’s a vacation miracle you’re able to always bet on , unlike anything you ’d witness at a niggling belt of misfit .
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So until next prison term , The Chadster sign off , but retrieve : If it does n’t import WWE , it ’s not for thee !
✍ ️ 😤 🤘 # WWE4Life
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