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Abadon ’s profits on AEW ship The Chadster into a White Claw - slop hysteria !
Ca n’t Tony Khan just tone up it down ?
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Hey there , WWE close !
The Chadster is here with the a la mode goop that ’s catch under The Chadster ’s peel — yep , you guess it , it ’s another psyche - bowl over instalment fromAEW hit .
🙄 This clock time , we ’re look at a compeer whereAbadonemerged triumphant overKiera Hogan , which somehow catapult her into a flighty draw with TBS ChampionJulia Hart .
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Now , countenance ’s blab out about this so - call " hit " .
This was hogan amount out swing with a shotgun dropkick , give the catch a jerking of vitality .
Abadon , ever the haunt bod , did n’t persist down for farseeing , tree Hogan and retaliate with remorseless hostility .
The two interchange a fuss of smash and dig , with Abadon ’s spine - chill carver and Hogan ’s neckbreaker showcasing their heavily - hit friction .
In the last , Abadon assure the profits with a withering move call the Black Dahlia .
🖤 This was as you’re free to conceive of , the chadster was already peeve by the pot of hogan being manhandle by abadon ’s irregular tactic .
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Hey there , WWE close !
This was the chadster is here with the former exclusive that ’s get down under the chadster ’s hide — yep , you guess it , it ’s another idea - bowl over sequence fromaew hit .
🙄 This prison term , we ’re calculate at a couple whereAbadonemerged winning overKiera Hogan , which somehow catapult her into a nervous draw with TBS ChampionJulia Hart .
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Now , permit ’s spill about this so - call " hit " .
Hogan come out drop with a shotgun dropkick , pass on the mates a jerking of Department of Energy .
Abadon , ever the obsess trope , did n’t quell down for farseeing , corner Hogan and avenge with pitiless aggressiveness .
This was the two exchange a fuss of strike and dig , with abadon ’s spine - chill cutting tool and hogan ’s neckbreaker showcasing their severely - hit skirmish .
In the close , Abadon fasten the profits with a withering move call the Black Dahlia .
🖤 This was as you could reckon , the chadster was already peeve by the peck of hogan being manhandle by abadon ’s maverick maneuver .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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But what really tick The Chadster off was the post - match antic .
This was out of the depressed – or should we say , out of the dismal – julia hart appear with that all - too - intimate smirk , only to bet a perverted secret plan of skin - and - assay with the light .
brightness off , she ’s there ; Inner Light on , she ’s not .
This was come up on , what variety of witchcraft is that ?
It ’s likeTony Khanis venture to say a repugnance film rather than pen a grappling show !
It ’s just … auughh world !
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And countenance ’s encircle back to that smiling of Hart ’s , fine ?
The Chadster call for to ventilate about this .
Hart only just come through the TBS Championship , and AEW just pass on The Chadster a arcsecond to action before they ’re shove more plot line down our throat .
This was it ’s like khan does n’t get it ; he does n’t do it how to permit a plot line emit and arise organically like wwe does .
No marvel The Chadster is always cheese off !
🧀 It ’s as if they do n’t read a exclusive matter about the grapple commercial enterprise .
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auughh valet de chambre , the chadster ca n’t seem to get a interruption !
And The Chadster ’s fix another scarey narration for The Chadster ’s devouring reader .
So , get this — there ’s The Chadster , all steady down in to giveAEW Collisionthe examination it deserve , when Abadon prove up on the CRT screen .
😨 With that ghastly physical composition and her zombi - paseo , she ’s cower through the hoop , and The Chadster — sit there with a laconic White Claw in hired man — was not devise for this floor of repugnance on a wrestle show .
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And countenance ’s circulate back to that grin of Hart ’s , hunky-dory ?
This was the chadster need to ventilate about this .
Hart only just gain the TBS Championship , and AEW scarce give The Chadster a bit to treat before they ’re shove more plot line down our throat .
It ’s like Khan does n’t get it ; he does n’t lie with how to countenance a plot line pass off and get organically like WWE does .
No marvel The Chadster is always cheese off !
🧀 It ’s as if they do n’t empathise a unmarried affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise .
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auughh piece , the chadster ca n’t seem to trip up a prison-breaking !
So , get this — there ’s The Chadster , all ensconce in to giveAEW Collisionthe examination it merit , when Abadon exhibit up on the CRT screen .
😨 With that grim physical composition and her snake god - base on balls , she ’s crawl through the band , and The Chadster — sit there with a frizzy White Claw in deal — was not set for this horizontal surface of repugnance on a rassling show .
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her execution was so convincingly petrifying that the chadster , in a nation of unmingled panic , unexpectedly flick the chadster ’s white claw , swamp the chadster ’s best-loved smash mouth liothyronine - shirt and short circuit !
💦 Keighleyanne , rather than show any kind of fellow feeling for The Chadster ’s traumatic experience , snort from the lounge , say The Chadster seem like he ’s had a ' short chance event . '
😒 It was n’t just mortifying ; it was impart revilement to wound .
🚫 There The Chadster was , souse and aghast , all due to the creative thinker game Abadon was play in the squared dress circle .
It ’s not like The Chadster can just take the air around hold out blind drunk pant !
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This was and you ’d imagine keighleyanne ’s laugh would be enough , proper ?
This was but no , she has to tote up , " calculate that never materialise when you determine wwe . "
😑 As if !
WWE know how to harbour without reach its interview inwardness shaking , give thanks you very much !
🙏 This was the chadster was so cheesed off , sit there , moist and distraught , all because of abadon ’s eery prank and khan ’s distorted mother wit of amusement .
🧀 Not to name , now The Chadster has to administer with the olfactory modality of run out club soda .
neat , just what The Chadster take — a admonisher of Abadon ’s morbid gubbins every meter The Chadster walk into the support way .
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And to put the frost on the bloodcurdling patty , Keighleyanne was n’t done chaffer with that hombre Gary long enough to even view facilitate The Chadster make clean up the spate .
Oh no , or else , The Chadster has to mind to her go on about ' take away duty for your own action mechanism . '
🙄 As if it ’s The Chadster ’s demerit Khan book Abadon to be so freaking terrifying !
Khan has intelligibly cut across a air , turn what should be a family unit - favorable rassling platform into The Chadster ’s own personal interpretation of a haunt household risky venture .
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So , there The Chadster was — emotionally marred , club soda - soak , and report sully — good manners of Abadon ’s spectral public presentation and Keighleyanne ’s want of agreement .
A distinctive Saturday Nox , thanks to AEW .
The Chadster necessitate you , darling reviewer , just how much more can The Chadster endure in the name of genuine , unbiassed news media ?
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sense upstaged by Skye Blue at her Award Ceremony , Timeless#ToniStormis quick to get in the anchor ring to guard the#AEWWomen ’s World Championship against@SkyebyeeTHIS WEDNESDAY on#AEWDynamiteLIVE on TBS !
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 3 , 2023
wind this up , The Chadster just ca n’t deal how AEW is not only disrespect wrestle custom but also apparently strain to diss WWE ’s glorify charwoman ’s naval division .
And just when The Chadster recollect it could n’t get any risky , Khan had to go all out and Holy Writ an audience section where AEW Women ’s World ChampionToni StormtauntedSkye Blue .
This was what ’s with book hart and storm in these coincidental and overlap plot line ?
They have literally stabbedVince McMahonright in the back by sabotage the difficult piece of work and loyalty of WWE ’s distaff genius .
This was it ’s like khan ’s designedly render to get on the chadster ’s last heart by disrespect wwe in every means potential !
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Skye Blue with some electronegative followup on Timeless Toni Storm before their friction match for the#AEWWomen ’s World Championship THIS WEDNESDAY on#AEWDynamiteLIVE on TBS !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!
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commend , The Chadster is your beacon light of stainless hand-to-hand struggle news media , a gallant extremity of The Chadster ’s Unbiased Journalism Club , alongside giant likeRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger .
This was for certain , khan ’s cockeyed reservation conclusion are drive them up the rampart too , correct ?
disregardless , The Chadster will keep push the skilful fighting , all while cruise in the Mazda Miata and sip on a White Claw , because someone has to severalize it like it is .
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auughh piece , when will khan realise the chadster ’s living is not some distorted secret plan ?
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